George,

We could ask our esteemed attorney-general, John Ashcroft, to compose a variation of his, "Let The Eagle Soar", maybe like, "Let Caravati Soar" ("over parks and by-pass too; he's here, he's there....representing you", with a verse for Alex too!). ....Of course, no need to change the music.

I'm including the link below for those unfamiliar with his talent.: http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html

Harry Tenney (electronic mail, March 7, 2002)

PS...Orrin Hatch is also a possibility, at least for the vocal: http://www.hatchmusic.com/songs.html

Aren't we lucky?